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New Unit – Problem per Annum

I propose to the committée Standard Internationàle that they incorporate a new base unit into their system of defined units.

PpA – Problems per Annum

This is a measure how many times a system, model, theory or implementation suffers from problems that requires attention yearly based on a standard calendar year. Where so applicable the year should follow the modified Gregorian calendar and the start of the year is 1/1 00:00 UTC (Universal coordinated time) as per definied by the GPS clock.

In future system specifications I assume that you all will be using the PpA parameter to described anticipated number of breakdowns that requires attention to restore the system to normal function.